♥ Saturday, March 11, 2006 ♥
00:42
disclaimer: everything that's been typed is solely based my on knowledge. they might, or might not be accurate. read it with an open-mind, if you will.-
so, Forbes has once again released the list of the world's billionaires.
and there you have it, William (Bill) Gates has retained his title as the world's richest man for the 12th consecutive year, with a fortune of $50 billion.
now that's what i call
W.E.A.L.T.H.now, ever wondered what would you do with a billion dollars?
buy 10 houses? buy 20 mini coopers at whatever colors they could possibly offer? invest in all the bloody stocks? buy up all the chocolates in the world? make donations every other day?
woah, hang on now..
how in the rudy world is any commoner going to possess a billion dollars?????
well, i thought about it for a couple of minutes and came up with a few brilliant ideas:
first of all, with my natural-bornt
talent in html, i'm sure i'd be able to whip up a few computer programmes/scripts/whatevershites and call them
Macrohard. that might be a stepping stone :)
next, i could start auctioning all my furnitures/lightings/floorings/utensils etc and call it
Ikia.
fyi, Ingvar Kamprad (the founder of Ikea) is ranked 4th on the list with his fortune of $28 billion.
or or or, i could perm my hair, get a really good tan, and start my own talkshows like Oprah Winfrey. sorry but i can only give away toy cars for now :(
if everything else fails, i can always write a couple of books and title them "
Hairy Porter".
how neat is that?!
